Post by Lady Kootore

I know I always talk about celebrities and try to keep you up on the latest gossip, but this time I am going to switch it up for a second.  There are some men and women that ask me what they need to do to keep the relationship going or how to keep it SPICY!  So I decided to give you some ways to keep it going outside of the bedroom.

1. Shower/Tub

This is one of my favorite spots to get down and dirty! If your into romance, light a few candles and run a bath for your significant other. Add some excitement and tell him/her that you’re planning to sex them up in the tub. Add some champagne or wine to the mix and things should get started effortlessly. Shower action is easy, take your partner by surprise, show up in the shower naked and have your way with him/her.

2. The Kitchen

This will really spice up the dinner that you both are preparing.   Ladies, try baking your guys favorite cookies in a sexy set of boy shorts and a tank or t-shirt; dramatize your bending to reach in the oven and lean over the counter for some cleavage views  to get his attention. Don’t be afraid to be aggressive with him, he’ll love it…and the cookies. There are several ingredients you can add to a sexy kitchen session. Fellas, get some cherries or strawberries and set up something in the kitchen table for some sensual arousal, be creative.  Another thing that I use with my man is just stop him from what he is doing, push him up against the wall, take his pants down and get to gettin.

3. On the patio

 on a starry night, grab an oversized blanket, the iPod deck, fruit and wine. Set it up so it looks like it’s you’re going to spend some time out there, take your time with him/her and enjoy the full-body draft. If you feel a little edgy, try a daytime quickie on the lawn chair, the idea of being seen or caught always adds that extra sensation to the mix.

4. Outside in the rain

Rain is sexy to begin with, so sex in the rain is amazing. If you get caught in the rain with your guy/girl, find a building to duck behind or a nearby park to indulge in some spontaneous loving. Parks are particularly convenient because they tend to be empty when it’s raining. If you live in a bigger city, fire escapes are slippery when wet and great fun on rainy days.

5. Elevator

this is no easy task to pull off, but can be quite exciting if you can make it happen. All elevators work different, so some have the ability to stop at the push of a button. In which case, push the button and get to it!  But others, you will have to dodge the oncoming traffic and somehow find away to get the elevator to skip all stops with close door button coordination. Or, if you really don’t give a fu*k, let the doors open where it stops, and more than likely people will pass and take the next one going down.

6. Public Library

This one was kind of wierd but it seems kind of freaky because you might get caught and there is nothing like getting caught.  Quick scientific fact: the largest erogenous zone is the brain. Smart people are always ready. If your partner’s a bookworm, have him/her meet you at the city or university library. Find a corner or a study nook that’s and wait for your lover to find you. When they find you, devour him/her, but remember you have to be quiet.

7. Moving Car

This is not the most legal thing to do, but days that you’re stuck in traffic leaving the stadium after a game could be great fun. However, if you’re busted it could be all bad! But viewership always heightens pleasure so a taxi or limo could be a ton of fun, if you’re both into it. *Outside of the car on top of the hood is an amazing experience and also something that can be done in the rain. Remember to be creative*

8. The subway

I know you are looking like, SUBWAY? Yes! The catch is you have to do it late night when hardly nobody is taking the train.  When you and your significant other have come from a night on the town and a few drinks, its time to end the night with a bumpy ride.  Ladies, begin to do a little dance on the pole in the subway cart.  Then, throw that one leg up, ease him a little bit and sit on his lap slowly!  Now make sure that it is just you and him on the cart because if you get caught, you will get a ticket.  So I have heard!

9. While people are over

This is great fun when you have people over or hosting a party. Grab your guy/girl and take them to an empty room and tell them you just have to have them right there, right now, can’t say no. Ladies, if you have a guy who likes to have his guys over, fake like you need him to fix something in the next room and attack him. He won’t be able to resist, and make sure his guests can hear your moans and screams and the place will grow silent with curiosity. When it’s over send him back out to his boys punch-drunk with your love, and watch how fast he’ll kick them out.

We at the Fly Paper want to advise you, if you do these things, please wrap it up! Safe sex is the best sex!