RECESSION IS THE NEW TERRORISM
VIA FRESHXPRESS
For the recession, they should have a chart just like this to let us know when things are really getting bad. Not all of us are subscribers to The Huffington Post, The Wall Street Journal, How Majors Corporations Are Robbing Us Blind, or Man I wish Robin Hood Was Alive Now. So for those who are not, a chart like this would be perfect to give us just the right amount of fear to allow Big Brother to swoop in and take over. However, as if this chart isn’t perhaps a veiled attempt to knock the gay and lesbian community enough, I propose new colors for the Recession Threat Chart.
Perhaps it could be like
Low
We’re Madoff’ing you but you don’t know it yet.
Guarded
Oh Snap. Jon Stewart has figured it out.
Elevated
Crap, now even a few white people have lost money.
High
HOLY HELL! Stop investing no matter what Warren Buffet says! This baby is going down faster than the Titanic
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