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post by … m. lauren

We’re all adults here?!?! Then we probably all know someone (or are that someone) whose had a booty call… And of course we all know that one girl/guy who has the game twisted … messed around and caught feelings … got their feelings hurt … or rejected because they neglected to either 1. establish the rules of the BC or 2. follow the rules of the BC… this is why ‘net geeks come up with stuff like this… the Booty Call Contract.. yessir.. you can print this bad boy off and sign it and everything… maybe not the most appealing document to hand someone when your trying to get it in.. but at least the rules will be established up front… These are some of my faves.. with my comments below… find the entire contract here…

1. No sleeping over unless sex was exceptional and a morning repeat is required.
If a sleepover occurs.. it shouldn’t be re-occuring.. if you put it down on him.. don’t be mad that he fell asleep.. give yourself a high five!

2. No meeting in public for dinner or drinks before the event of the evening.
Clearly if you are seeing each other in public.. on purpose.. this is more than a booty call.. shut it down

3. No calls before the event of the evening.
Again.. understand that a booty-call is the lowest rung of casual sex.. the ONLY reason you have to communicate with that person is to initiate the sex, get it in and then initiate it the next time

5. No emotional disscussions i.e: where are we heading with this?/Do you love me?
WTF?!?! get out!! This is self-explanatory

10. No referring to us as “Friends with Benefits” - we aren’t friends, just sex buddies.
Also not to be confused with f*#$ buddies, one night stands or a drunken mistake

12. No extra clothing left behind when you leave.
Just because you are hittin that.. does not mean you have a claim to that… get your ish and gdfo

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standared response will be: “My roommates Girlfriend/Boyfriend”
But why should anyone be asking since we should never be connected to each other outside of the bedroom…?!

19. NO Condoms, NO f***ing, get your ASS to 7-11 and get some.
Clearly.. if you are doing one.. you are probably doing another.. don’t be a nasty bastard.. wrap that ish up

25. No hinting for changes to the original contract , If you don’t want to feel dirty or hoe-ish, then go take a shower and don’t ask for money.
Just funny… the BC does things that no one else does… if all your doing is having sex.. the least you could do is make sure its top notch..

Now.. of course this is just for fun.. but alas my friends.. I do advocate total freedom.. if you are comfortable enough with yourself to get down with the get down.. then by all means… have a freakin blast.. but don’t cry when your booty call decides to stop waxin that ass and deletes your number… BC’s do not last.. know that… and if you fall in love with every person you lay eyes on… perhaps you should… keep it in your pants..

What do you think!!?