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What’s the difference between the phone calls Barack gets at 3 A.M. and the ones McCain gets?

Tracy Morgan: McCain’s not getting any calls at 3 A.M. His medicine kicks in at 8! Ain’t he got geriatrics or some shit like that? He’s an old man! He has to be in the bed by 9. His room smells like Ben-Gay, medicine and p*ssy.

Who’s the coolest politician the U.S. has ever had?

Tracy Morgan: Barack! Easily! Ain’t no other president had the crowd laughing and all that. Dude has charisma, he’s got the looks and he’s a cool dude—all the young girls want him! They all want to have his baby. Big pimpin’! No females want McCain, only his wife. Son is getting skin cut off his face and all kind of sh*t, man. You see how his arms look? He looks like Teddy Ruxpin.

That Teddy Ruxpin sh*t was too funny but if you really want a good laugh pop the hood on this thang for the quote of the day.

You’re turning 40 in November. With Jay-Z saying 30’s the new 20, do you think 40’s the new 30?

Tracy Morgan: That’s bullshit! 40 is 40. I feel every bit of it, godd@mnit. People say sh*t and then other people reinforce that bullsh*t. I’ll get out here and do some 20-year-old shit and f*ck around and break something! I used to have a serious handle—when I was 20. Now I’m 40! I ain’t getting out there on the court and twisting my ankle so I can’t go to 30 Rock. If my ankle gets twisted, my cash flow stops. I’m not going through a midlife crisis just because I like beautiful women. Motherf*cker turn 40 and he don’t like young women, then he’s going through a crisis.

You’re sober now, but you’ve had a history with alcohol. What’s the craziest thing that happened to you when you were drinking heavily?

Tracy Morgan: When I was wilding? I got kicked out of Prince’s house. The last time he won a Grammy, we went to the pre-Grammy party. Free booze all night. Prince had his band in the living room. Everybody left the house except for me and my boy. It was 6 o’clock, 7 o’clock in the morning, the sun was coming up, and we were still drinking. And Prince and his wife were at the door in their pajamas and said, “Come on, Tracy, you’ve got to go.” And I was gay for about five seconds because he’s a pretty motherf*cker. If Prince was a woman, I would go down on him. All the way down. Swell his vagina lips up.

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