Post by Big Yogi via COMPLEX

Now that Kimbo got “knocked the f&@$ out” maybe he is rethinking his career choice…Nah I don’t think he’s done kicking ass and taking names. Dude is just too violent to chalk it up. I think he’ll be back with more skill and maybe won’t rush in too fast. Here is what COMPLEX suggested Kimbo do for his new gig. Funny, but first take a look at the knock-out from the no-name fighter with a sweet side.

WATCH, DISCUSS, and WATCH OUT for kick boxers in pink

HERE ARE SOME OF KIMBO’S NEW OPTIONS

BECOME A RAPPER

Rap is all about posturing and posing. You really don’t even need to know how to cleverly put words together. All he would need to do is get a video camera and have one his duns record him taking shots at an unassuming rapper. And with Kimbo being from Miami, all he has to do is holler at Khaled, and he’ll probably get thrown on the next We The Best Music Group anthems.

BECOME A PORNSTAR

Before he started fighting professionally, Kimbo was hired muscle for the Reality Kings crew, i.e. the same dudes that bring you such memorable, wholesome entertainment as MILF Hunter. It would be nothing for Kimbo to put in some work in front of the camera. [pause]We’re sure he’d be able to give Mr. Marcus a run for the crown [/pause].

BECOME THE 2012 VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

If there’s one positive thing to be learned from John McCain picking Sarah Palin to be his VP, it’s that anything is possible. Anything. Anything at all. And since things are looking pretty good for Obama right now, we think Kimbo should start getting his political career in motion so that by 2012, he can be in the running for the Republican VP pick. After seeing his arrival at the Country Music Awards, we know they’d love him in the red states. And this could be the last shot for Republicans to get black voters down with the GOP.

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