THE BAD BREATH BANDIT :: Fifth Third Bank hit by ‘Bad Breath Bandit’
Post by B. Alexander
Thursday June 11Th -
The robber was described as a black female, approximately in her late 20’s to 30’s, 5’7”, large build with long straight hair with a pink hue. She was wearing a pink shirt, blue jeans, and dark shoes and carrying a pink purse that she put the money into. According to the employees of the bank, the robber had very bad breath as though she was a heavy smoker or had just eaten an onion.
Friday June 11th -
A woman accused of robbing a bank, who witness said is a heavy smoker or had just eaten an onion, was indicted on Friday. Witnesses say that they recognized her by bad breath.
Okay , I think I have stopped laughing enough to write this. We just learned a valuable lesson, If your breath smell like onions and cigarettes? Dont ROB a Bank ! They found her faster than we found them freee burritos at Chipotle a couple weeks ago. -
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