Mary J Blige, 50 cent, Timbaland, and even Tyler Perry?(wow)

Just when you thought that athletes were becoming the spokesperson’s for steroid use in America, the Albany probe releases new evidence naming some artists and celebrities as recipients of steroids.

Mary J. Blige

Between August 2005 and January 2007 Blige allegedly received multiple shipments from an Orlando pharmacy of Jentropin, a human growth hormone, and Oxandrolone, an anabolic steroid, in orders sent to her at the Beverly Hills Hotel, MGM Grand in Las Vegas, and Clay Gym in New York City. I mean I know Mary was having some hairline issues but you don’t need steroids Mary. A good hairstylist can work magic for your temple game. I hope the rumors about her aren’t true.

Curtis James Jackson III, 50 Cent

I KNEW IT! Now I figured 50 would be the type to use steroids I mean this cat would do anything for that extra edge and most of his actions have worked for him. Him and Carrot Top must have had the same pharmacist or something because in the matter of a year they both went from normal to He Man figures.
Jackson is alleged to have received shipments of steroids at his mansion in Farmington, Conn. In July 2006 an order was mailed to his residence under the name “Michael Jordan” and also at a residence on Oakmont Drive in Los Angeles. Steroids in his name also were mailed to the office of a Long Island chiropractor.

Timothy Z. Mosely, Timbaland

Mosley allegedly received shipments of human growth hormone and anabolic steroids between October 2005 and September 2006 at his Miami residence and at the office of a Long Island chiropractor. After taking those steroids Timbaland must have been the meanest producer in the industry. He prolly broke more beat machines than anybody and you better get it right in the first take. Tim. You don’t need to dip, it will make you trip, plus we like you just the waaayyy you are.
Others named in the investigation include Wyclef Jean, Sylvester Stallone, and Tyler Perry(whaah? Tyler? That fat suit must have weighed a lot).

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Sources: RealTalkNY, News wire services, Web site biographies, shipping records, confidential sources.